Michael Owen Signs...

For Manchester United??
In a shock rivaling that of the knowledge that Pat Butcher is dating Mrs Bucket off 'Keeping Up Appearances', it's been announced this morning that perennial poppadum legs and zero-times Champions League winner, Mickey O is having an 'extensive' medical somewhere in rainy Salford this morning.
So will the former prodigal son, turned overrated Judas* be the answer to the second biggest team in Manchester's problems? Have we dodged a bullet by not getting involved? Will he play more than 20 minutes in the season? Are tomatoes more horrid than mushrooms?
On a serious point though, when fit this kid scores a goal every other game which, for a contemporary striker, is matched only by Shearer and Rooood in the Premier League. For a free transfer, and someone who will be on a pay-as-you-play contract, this actually looks like a shrewd bit of business by Sir Alek. Frustratingly.
What are your thoughts? I'm thinking 'Anyone but them'.
*Yes, I am bitter, what of it?
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