Real's Pursuit of Alonso reaches its Zenith
Mercy, Lord alive and gadzooks. It would appear this afternoon that the protracted Alonso saga or 'Xabi-gate' as I have just decided it will be called from now on, has reached a conclusion after Real and our negotiators reached an impasse over their respective valuations of the bearded wonder.
Guillem Ballague the preeminent male grooming expert and part-time football correspondent has reported on his own website that Madrid (who, lest we forget have spent a king's ransom this summer), failed to stump up the extra eight million Euros Rafa demanded to lose Alonso's services.
"Sources at the Spanish club have revealed that Real had made an initial €24 million bid for Alonso and subsequently increased their offer to €27 million. Real Madrid informed Liverpool of their latest offer by fax and set a deadline of last Thursday for the Premiership club to accept the bid."
27 Million Euros for Alonso? That's cheekier than the woman who grabbed my left testicle last night, proclaiming that she was reaching for her WKD. These are the same people that paid Man United the sum total of £Switzerland for that gravy-faced rat Ronaldo.
Long-time readers will know that I'm not a nasty person, and I see the good in all people - , but I believe Mr_Miyagi from RAWK said it best:
"€27 million? Tell them to double it and when they double it tell them to fuck off."
What are you - happy, relieved, ambivalent? Chew the usual fat here.
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